Friday, July 30, 2010

What kind of sound do you think a CowFish makes?

Good day to ya! So yesterday around noontime Channon called and asked Todd and I if we could go to southpark to be part of a focus group for a new resturant CowFish. It's a combo of sushi and burgers aka heaven to me. Sure we will be glad to eat for free! So of course southpark pops into my head and all I can think is I have no clothes for southpark so I went with my uniform of black shirt and jeans. And off to southpark we go. We walk into the resturant and sit down and while we are waiting for the owner to go over what we will be tasting in walks this older kinda bummish looking man with blond almost white hair. Todd goes do you know who that is I said no he looks homeless he goes no thats Rick Flair, Nature Boy, The biggest thing to come out of Charlotte, you know the guy that does the "whoo" lottery ticket commercials that after you see them you go around the house copying him. I say huh well thats dissapointing. He says Heather do you expect him to wear his wrestling uniform all the time? Well no but you would think with all the money he has he could look less like a bum. So anyways I digress. The food was amazing on the way back we went to the movies at northlake cause they are 5 dollars monday through thursday. While at the mall I got my ring replaced at swarovski because a couple of the crystals fell out they gave me a new ring no paperwork and no questions asked which I must say I think is amazing and for Christmas I want a ring that looks like a wedding band from there since the chances of me finding a replacement diamond are slim to none. So later on that night Todd gets a call from Channon saying the owner really liked us and would like for us to come to the grand opening. Then they started talking about me and he would like for me to come in for an interview for a hostess position. So that would be amazing!!! Anywho going to the Barenaked Ladies concert tonight with Sarah and Sloane cause I refuse to accept the fact that I am getting old and I want to relive my childhood. Have a good day Bloggers!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

I feel like Heather Potter


Spec Luna
Spec a month ago
Luna a month ago

So after dropping my application at The Sunshine House in huntersville I stopped at my friend T's house. She is putting down new floors and so far what she has done looks awesome! Well she tells me that the owls are visiting. Ok here is the back history on the owls. Her sister works for a raptor center and is hand raising a barn owl named luna and a spectacled owl named spec. Well Luna the barn owl is very moody and some would even say bitchy for an owl while Spec is chill and just a love bug. Well while T and I were talking Luna flies up onto my shoulder and starts preening me. I was very suprised that she did that is when I had my Harry Potter moment! I felt so special! All I needed was my glasses and my lightning bolt scar to be complete! Thought y'all would like to meet the two newest loves of my life!






Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Goop in my hair

Good day to ya! Yesterday was interesting. Got up and going around noon and heading to northlake to do a survey. So I walk into the office and I feel like I am heading into some sort of clinic. White walls no art, gray plain chairs and completely silent no white noise or music. Just the sound of doors opening and closing. So after filling out the paperwork I sit there and fiddle on my phone. Finally I am asked to come back. I dunno why I felt nervous but I did. A nice woman puts sensor pads on my temple above my eyebrow (which needs to be waxed desperatly) And then came the fun part the eeg cap! A tight fitting swim cap with holes in it. So the woman starts to squeeze huge amounts of leave in conditioner into these holes. And I am not going to lie it felt good and it made me realize how desperate I am to have a massage or to get my hair done. So after the holes are filled with conditioner she snaps the sensors into place. Then she places one last sensor on the tip of my nose to make sure I am still breathing during the test. I go down a hallway that has glass on each side and huge tvs in individual rooms. ( I was going to take a picture of myself before the test but I thought the lady would frown on that) So I sit in a comfy chair with a foot rest and a infared camera to record my facial expressions. (All I could think of was I bet Paris Hilton used something like this in her "videotape") I watch 3 ads that look like they came straight out a 70's national geographic then I had to press a button anytime I saw a blue frog pop up on screen. I was ticked with myself cause I messed up once. I could tell I was starting to zone out there at the end. Finally she said the test was complete and took my cap off and sensors. Only then as I ran my fingers through my hair did I realise the amount of conditoner. The woman assured me it would dry well 4 hours later in the hot heat of summer it still wasn't dry and my hair was starting to look like the gulf coast all oily (I took a shower and my parents.) So I take my check for $100 thats right $100 and run to the bank to cash then to the delicous cookout and then to the parents to hang out. All in all it was a good day. Lets see what today has in store!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

I hate summer

Sorry readers but this is going to be a ranting post! Summertime which to most people is full of vacations to the beach, drinking by the pool, and hanging out on the lake. But for me I hate summer! Nothing good happens to this lady. Jobs are lost, bill collectors collect, relationships disolve, people I love die and people I love move away. So Summer f-u! I don't want to hate you summer but so far you have dissapointed me! So I say to you summer step up! Let something good happen to me! I deserve it I am a good person! But until then I am going to eat my feelings. I hope y'all have a better day than I did July 23rd. Hopefully tomorrow I will have something more uplifting to tell y'all about. Oh yah and to top it off I broke a chair and had a stone cold sober conversation while sitting on the ground with my knees around my neck. So that just added the icing to the hate cake I have baking for summer!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Challenge to myself

Good day to ya fellow bloggers and blog readers! Lets see if I can keep this up. I also promised myself I would keep up with twitter but that didn't happen. So far today it has been pretty uneventful woke up at 9:45- gah i need a job. Played on facebook and checked my frontierville (you're welcome) Then of course I had to hit up people (Orlando Bloom got secretly married) and perez hilton (where I watched a hilarious clip of little girls acting like the real housewives of new jersey) By this time it is 10:15 so I decide it is time to read the book I borrowed from my friend SLoane. The Idiot girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death. This book has made me LOL and I think every girl should read it! Now it is 11:00 and my stomach is about to eat itself. Fix coffee and prepare some scrambled eggs. Yah the pan I used for the eggs was peeling off when i would stir the eggs so there goes 4 eggs. (the pups were happy though) Made some grits instead lets see how long that can hold me off for.